found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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