I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you win again, gameday.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
