I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
