I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
