I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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