If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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