I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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