Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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