This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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