doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
found the other keg... it's in the tree
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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