why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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