what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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