fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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