My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm bleeding and have questions
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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