I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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