I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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