It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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