Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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