Non-Jews are for practice
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
