Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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