Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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