You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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