So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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