Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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