He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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