She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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