Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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