i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Dicks are not precious.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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