people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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