porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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