please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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