butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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