After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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