i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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