Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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