you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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