Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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