Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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