Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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