well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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