you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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