My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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