If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's blow job season.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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