One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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