im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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