There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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