I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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