I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
