so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
