but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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