But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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