I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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