Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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