She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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