girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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