i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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