is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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