Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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